I can’t.
douude reighann loves him more than me i think she left me for him. is he there with you?
Yes, she does. Yes, she did. Yes, he is. And he is kissing her with his toothless mouth. Your perfect teeth were…
She lied. You don’t catch turtles and everything else with rabies and venom. Bathe in a bourbon barrel and lose most of your teeth, speak unintelligibly with a Southern accent, wear camouflage and a cowboy hat, and yell, “yeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyeeyee! Liiiiiive action!” all the time. Also, love animals.
but i would love her and thats all that matters i can knock my teeth out if she wanst me to!
That’s not enough. You also must buzz your head, always carry a knife named Thunder, and have a dog named Lolly. You also need a friend named Squirrel.
Omfg Kurt stop what if he actually does these things
I would feel bad, but I would probably laugh too…
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kimiyah reblogged this from therealnightcrawler and added:
Haha epic. I don’t think she’s joking :P
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One of my best friends claims she wants to marry him. The thing is, I can’t figure out if she’s actually joking or not.
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My girlfriend wants to marry him.
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Okay look, I like both of you guys. That said: step away now. Let it go.
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