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Timón!

Best dancer ever.

^Alex Summers. (He’s from Hawaii). Oh how I wish he could see this.

I’d tell you to go show him, but I don’t want him to get mad at you. :c

He’d probably say something like, “Dang, Kurt! You upset me! I could lost control of my power and killed everyone!”

No offense, but he kinda sounds like a drama queen. I still wouldn’t advise showing him this. (but maybe show someone else who could actually take a joke?)

Okay, maybe he wouldn’t say that. It’s probably more like “You’re so immature, Kurt. You’re an idiot.”

He’s wrong on both accounts. You’re not an idiot, and it’s never childish to be compared to a Disney character! (although I grant that being compared to Timon may not be the best way to go about this…)

I know. He just has no sense of humor. An old gym sock has more personality than he does.

I know people like that. Es tut mir leid. Maybe for his birthday, you should get him a joke book. (Or an old gym sock)

I’ll have to think of something good. I think his birthday is in May? Ich weiß nicht. He and Remy are the ones who got me the cat collar and litter box and flea medicine and all that for Christmas.

-facepalm- They did not. Really? Wow. Remy likes cards/gambling, right? Get him a pair of loaded dice that never land on seven or something. And get Alex a grass skirt.

Ja. They went all the way. They even got me kitty litter, cat food, and a catnip toy. Oh, and a cat brush. But I actually use that one… Remy just had his birthday. I think he robbed the Lourve to celebrate. But Ales, yes. I will get him a grass skirt and a coconut bra!

He…he did what to celebrate? (Well, I guess that’s one way to go about it…) Yes, perfect! And don’t forget a lei!

I really don’t know what he did, but it was probably terrible. He disappeared for a few nights and came back really happy, so it was bad. We all swore the Mayans miscalculated because Remy’s 18 birthday was in February and we thought he might destroy the world or something. A lei! Got it! He’s always complaining about how he misses Hawaii and surfing, so maybe I’ll give him a picture of Hawaii too!

Oh dear. Well, tell him I wish him a belated happy birthday! Yes, perfect! Or one of those little snow globes or something with Santa Claus surfing inside it.

We annoyed him at Christmastime with saying or singing “Mele Kalikimaka” every time we saw him.

(Source: faithlovessyou)