February 2012
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neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: Ja. That’s my main ability. You’re a vampire? Would it be a good idea for you to be here on Earth, surrounded by humans?  …That’s a good point. Here we’ve got blood banks and stuff that we normally go to. Maybe I could just get meat...
Feb 1st
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neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: Ja. That’s my main ability. You’re a vampire? Would it be a good idea for you to be here on Earth, surrounded by humans?  …That’s a good point. Here we’ve got blood banks and stuff that we normally go to. Maybe I could just get meat from the butcher or something? Ich weiß...
Feb 1st
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neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: Ja. That’s my main ability. You’re a vampire? Would it be a good idea for you to be here on Earth, surrounded by humans?  …That’s a good point. Here we’ve got blood banks and stuff that we normally go to. Maybe I could just get meat from the butcher or something? Ich weiß nicht. It doesn’t have that much blood in it, and I...
Feb 1st
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@goteschick
theviraginity: therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING??? I don’t know 0_0 I wasn’t thinking really XD THINK NEXT TIME, WOMAN! NOW WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!  Nah I gave him 18 bottles of petobismal. Is that enough?  IDk  YOU BETTER MAKE SURE! OR IT’S THE END OF EVERYTHING!  I...
Feb 1st
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@goteschick
therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING??? I don’t know 0_0 I wasn’t thinking really XD THINK NEXT TIME, WOMAN! NOW WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!  Nah I gave him 18 bottles of petobismal. Is that enough?  IDk  YOU BETTER MAKE SURE! OR IT’S THE END OF EVERYTHING!  I will GOOD. WHY AM I STILL YELLING?...
Feb 1st
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neilisnotagirlsname: Ja. That’s my main ability. You’re a vampire? Would it be a good idea for you to be here on Earth, surrounded by humans?  …That’s a good point. Here we’ve got blood banks and stuff that we normally go to. Maybe I could just get meat from the butcher or something? Ich weiß nicht. It doesn’t have that much blood in it, and I live in New York. Could you control your...
Feb 1st
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@goteschick
therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING??? I don’t know 0_0 I wasn’t thinking really XD THINK NEXT TIME, WOMAN! NOW WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!  Nah I gave him 18 bottles of petobismal. Is that enough?  IDk  YOU BETTER MAKE SURE! OR IT’S THE END OF EVERYTHING! 
Feb 1st
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neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: Perhaps you all could try to change the way things...
Feb 1st
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Last one, I promise.
“No, I haven’t gained weight. Your eyes are fat.”
Feb 1st
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neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: Perhaps you all could try to change the way things are? We’re tryin’. Jim went to join the...
Feb 1st
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"Even my reflection is jealous of me."
Feb 1st
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neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: Perhaps you all could try to change the way things are? We’re tryin’. Jim went to join the military, and I doubt he’s gonna come back any time...
Feb 1st
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You can take me outta the mob...: To escuriio,... →
neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: Perhaps you all could try to change the way things are? We’re tryin’. Jim went to join the military, and I doubt he’s gonna come back any time soon. I’m stuck with Pops though. I mean, I...
Feb 1st
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Perhaps I like these so much because I talk in my...
“Live long and… tutti-fruity.”
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Poor Gummy Bears.
“I will learn the language of the gummy bear. They will be astounded, and they’ll have to make me their king. Yeah. King of the gummy bears. Oh, I’ll be nice to them… at first. (evil chuckle) At first. Num num num num num num. I’ll eat their feet with a lovely carton of Ribena. Num num num num num num…”
Jan 31st
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Really, what goes on in this guy's head?
“Okay, everybody! Anyone who hasn’t eaten, put their arms in the air!… That’s not YOUR arm! Stupid zombies.”
Jan 31st
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You can take me outta the mob...: To escuriio,... →
neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: Perhaps you all could try to change the way things are? We’re tryin’. Jim went to join the military, and I doubt he’s gonna come back any time soon. I’m stuck with Pops though. I mean, I guess I could run away, but I don’t exactly...
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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You can take me outta the mob...: To escuriio,... →
neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: Perhaps you all could try to change the way things are? We’re tryin’. Jim went to join the military, and I doubt he’s gonna come back any time soon. I’m stuck with Pops though. I mean, I guess I could run away, but I don’t exactly have anywhere to go, and Pops could just have his...
Jan 31st
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This guy is mean...
“This is a friendly rock. Let me rub it on your face lightly. Yeah. Now it’s got your scent, it’ll like you. Let me show you: Stand there, and I’m gonna throw the rock at you. Watch how it wants to connect with you, time and again.”
Jan 31st
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therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING??? I don’t know 0_0 I wasn’t thinking really XD THINK NEXT TIME, WOMAN! NOW WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!  Nah I gave him 18 bottles of petobismal. Is that enough? 
Jan 31st
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@goteschick
therealnightcrawler: WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING??? I don’t know 0_0 I wasn’t thinking really XD THINK NEXT TIME, WOMAN! NOW WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! 
Jan 31st
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therealnightcrawler: I’m so sorry. Why? Because you are a mutant?  — I wish it was that simple… Its because I lost control of my powers and burned my sister alive. She was my twin. Oh, I’m so sorry. I can identify with you, there. I accidentally killed my brother. It wasnt’ my powers, but it still happened. My mother…well, she made it very clear that she hated me after...
Jan 31st
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Yet another one.
“Oh great. Who’s idea was it to theme this party ‘sloth sanctuary’? It’s gonna be the slowest evening ever.” And a sloth for your pleasure.
Jan 31st
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WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING???
Jan 31st
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You can take me outta the mob...: To escuriio,... →
neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: Perhaps you all could try to change the way things are? We’re tryin’. Jim went to join the military, and I doubt he’s gonna come back any time soon. I’m stuck with Pops though. I mean, I guess I could run away, but I don’t exactly have anywhere to go, and Pops could just have his people find me. Perhaps I should come...
Jan 31st
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Oh no.
“The world will rue the day that I gave Superman explosive diarrhea! (evil chuckle)”
Jan 31st
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therealnightcrawler: Well, you know how it is with humans and mutants. I’m ”dangerous” and “creepy” and “ugly” and a “demon” or a “freak/animal”. You know the names, I’m sure. So is your boyfriend a mutant? — *nods* Mhmm. He can run really fast. You’d have to ask him… speed of light?? I… I’m so sorry. Why? Because you are a mutant? 
Jan 31st
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Can't stop posting these.
“No, you cannot substitute a chicken for a guide dog. Have you seen a chicken cross the road?!”
Jan 31st
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I think I may say this to the Professor:
“Your head’s so shiny. So freakishly shiny. It’s too bright! Only go out at night with a head so shiny.” -same website
Jan 31st
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One of the weirdest things I've ever read:
therealnightcrawler: “Stay out of my poop, Magneto. You’ve been warned.” It’s on some website about a guy who talks in his sleep. What was going on in his head?! Poop, and Magneto. Hey the weirdest thing I have ever heard was this: Hey Barney those are my dirty socks! NOOO THATS MY PIZZA! I was gonna put my socks on the Pizza…. That was in my 19 year old brothers sleep when he was 16. It was...
Jan 31st
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neilisnotagirlsname: Perhaps you all could try to change the way things are? We’re tryin’. Jim went to join the military, and I doubt he’s gonna come back any time soon. I’m stuck with Pops though. I mean, I guess I could run away, but I don’t exactly have anywhere to go, and Pops could just have his people find me. Perhaps I should come rescue you, my fair maiden!  Uh, thanks? But I’ll...
Jan 31st
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therealnightcrawler: I was just making a joke. I used to have a biting problem as a child. I went through a phase where I thought I was a vampire because I had fangs. My sister still has a scar on her neck. I guess you’re boyfriend’s eyes aren’t solid yellow, eh? Und danke for the… Well, you know how it is with humans and mutants. I’m ”dangerous” and...
Jan 31st
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One of the weirdest things I've ever read:
“Stay out of my poop, Magneto. You’ve been warned.” It’s on some website about a guy who talks in his sleep. What was going on in his head?!
Jan 31st
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You can take me outta the mob...: To escuriio,... →
neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: Tumblr won’t let me ask any more questions for an hour....
Jan 31st
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therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: It’s all right. I’m pretty sure everyone I know is human. Mutants are humans, so yeah… Atlantis, huh? Does your friend have any cool powers? — Yeah, he controls water. I don’t know if thats abnormal or not for his race though. *looks up in… I’m sorry. Did I scare you? I did not mean to. Es tut mir leid. I guess I can leave you alone...
Jan 31st
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neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: Tumblr won’t let me ask any more questions for an hour. Es tut mir leid. We can talk via text post,...
Jan 31st
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Mirror, mirror on the wall... jealous?
therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: goteschick: No, cause I talk to you? ;) Wait, what?  I am not Jealous cause I am talking to you. XD sorry I am off my rocker to day. Why? Idk, 0_0 All right, then…  U okay? Fine. I should be studying for a math test tomorrow, but…Tumblr… 
Jan 31st
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autobot-angel-kitty: therealnightcrawler: I don’t like them. They have too much power, whoever they are. I wonder what he is looking up. Obvioiusly, it has something to do with you.  -tail spells- ” he asked me how much i knew about my parents I told him,  he has an article up he found,  I had a dream last night about the couple in the picture attached to the Article, “ Do you think maybe...
Jan 31st
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neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: Tumblr won’t let me ask any more questions for an hour. Es tut mir leid. We can talk via text post, if you like. It’s no problem, and sure! So...
Jan 31st
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If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then...
Jan 31st
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Mirror, mirror on the wall... jealous?
therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: goteschick: No, cause I talk to you? ;) Wait, what?  I am not Jealous cause I am talking to you. XD sorry I am off my rocker to day. Why? Idk, 0_0 All right, then… 
Jan 31st
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You can take me outta the mob...: To escuriio,... →
neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: Tumblr won’t let me ask any more questions for an hour. Es tut mir leid. We can talk via text post, if you like. It’s no problem, and sure! So how are you,… Magic anons did what to you?...
Jan 31st
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Come at me I dare you!: therealnightcrawler:... →
therealnightcrawler: autobot-angel-kitty: therealnightcrawler: I’m sure they can be, but I doubt they could be as realistic as the real thing! I could cosplay with my image inducer! But I guess that would be cheating… -tail spells- ” no using your Image Inducer would not be… I don’t like them. They have too much power, whoever they are. I wonder what he is looking up....
Jan 31st
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You can take me outta the mob...: To escuriio,... →
neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: neilisnotagirlsname: therealnightcrawler: Tumblr won’t let me ask any more questions for an hour. Es tut mir leid. We can talk via text post, if you like. It’s no problem, and sure! So how are you,… Magic anons did what to you? They turned me into a monkey once, made me...
Jan 31st
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Mirror, mirror on the wall... jealous?
therealnightcrawler: goteschick: No, cause I talk to you? ;) Wait, what?  I am not Jealous cause I am talking to you. XD sorry I am off my rocker to day. Why?
Jan 31st
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PYRA: therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler:... →
therealnightcrawler: therealnightcrawler: It’s all right. I’m pretty sure everyone I know is human. Mutants are humans, so yeah… Atlantis, huh? Does your friend have any cool powers? — Yeah, he controls water. I don’t know if thats abnormal or not for his race though. *looks up in… I was just making a joke. I used to have a biting problem as a child. I went through a phase where I...
Jan 31st
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autobot-angel-kitty: therealnightcrawler: I’m sure they can be, but I doubt they could be as realistic as the real thing! I could cosplay with my image inducer! But I guess that would be cheating…  -tail spells- ” no using your  Image Inducer would not be cheating, and  nothing could ever beat the real think… I wonder what clint’s reading he is staring at his computer looking bored and...
Jan 31st
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Mirror, mirror on the wall... jealous?
goteschick: No, cause I talk to you? ;) Wait, what? 
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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