Danke! But guess what, my friend, you have just started up a conversation! Congratulations on overcoming your nervousness to do so! It was very brave and that bravery shall be rewarded. I would love to be your friend. You are most certainly not dumb; you are wonderful and special and unique and smart, and you obviously have good taste.
Allow me to help you out a bit here. Let us start with some light chit chat. What is your favorite movie and why?